The Ten Warning Signs of Ambulatory Mortosis.

If you think that you or someone you know might be suffering from Ambulatory Mortosis, take the following quiz.

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Do they go amiably along with virtually any suggestion, even if it would cause extreme physical pain or humiliation?
Have they ever been mistaken for a lawn jockey?
Throw a handful of sand in their eyes. Notice any blinking or other recognizable reaction?
Have they experienced a sudden, unexplained switch to the right wing of the Republican Pary?
Do they think the National Rifle Association or Daughters of the American Revolution are happening groups to belong to?.
Glazed eyes.
Extreme hearing loss. In most cases will not respond to shouts of "Hey, you!," although references to golf sometimes increases response rate temporarily, as in "Hey, you! I think you're playing with my ball!"
Have you noticed that nailing of hands to coffee tables or bar counters can be accomplished without objection?
A total lack of movement.
Have they been collecting coupons and redeeming them for worthless items, such as pet food when subject has no pets?

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