As anyone who's known someone with Ambulatory Mortosis (AM) will tell you, being dead is no picnic. All the things that used to be so enjoyable in life, from bar-b-queing, to washing cars, to good old fashioned sexual intercourse, become impossible. Even the simple act of blinking is beyond comprehension.

Today, we simply don't know enough about AM. But, thanks in large part to your generous donations, the tide is beginning to turn.

Here at the American Ambulatory Mortosis Foundation (AAMF), we're proud to take a leading role in helping to increase awareness of AM. We fund informational films created by Fred & Ted Entertainment. We are actively lobbying in Washington to increase funding for AM research, and to change our nation's laws regarding AM.

Our hard work is showing real dividends. I'm pleased to announce that AM will soon be officially designated as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act. This important change will make it illegal for any company to deny employment simply on the basis of death. Finally, dead people can be gainfully employed as school bus drivers, air traffic controllers, cafeteria ladies, or in other high paying professions.

Yes, we are making progress in the fight against AM. But we need your continued support. And that's why I'm asking you to spread the word about AM. Please use the "TELL A FRIEND"feature on this site.

You'll also want to join our "SUPPORT GROUP", then email me your questions at support@mortosis.com. Everyone who's already in the group will also receive your question, so you can receive not only my advice, but also the support of the entire AM community. I guarantee that someone will respond.

Remember, if we all work together we can put Ambulatory Mortosis where it belongs - six feet under.

God Bless,